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Name: ray
Location: Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Gender: Male
Interests: I like food.
Expertise: Very good at sleeping.
Occupation: Trash disposal technician
Industry: Waste management
Message: message me
Member Since:
7/10/2004
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| For all my cousins who subscribe to this, spread the word about this thought of mine: no christmas presents this year, instead, we'll do a cousins only christmas dinner where I'll treat. Sound good? Any other suggestions? I know it will be tough to schedule a day that we are all off from school/work... | | |
| I was in Montreal recently, for the first time. One thing that definitely stood out to me were the size of people. I'm not talking about how tall they were, but how wide they were. I honestly did not see any fat canadians, nadda, zip, zero. Anytime I saw an obese person walking down the street, english came out of their mouths, or Americanish to be more straightforward. So I start thinking, we have the same fast food restaurants in both countries, is it the difference in culture that makes us eat normally compared to over eating? They say 30% of americans are obese, not just fat but obese... Now I'm gonna have to watch "Supersize Me" and learn about this topic that has plagued me for the past week. | | |
| So there I was, standing over the toilet bowl and taking a leak/piss/whizz, whatever you want to call it. I suddenly feel the effects of a sneeze coming up. My body tenses up and I start inhaling deep breaths... "AAACCCHHOOOOOOOOOOOO"!!!!!! My whole body shakes and I start peeing all over the place, onto the floor, on my legs, on the ceiling. Okay okay, maybe not the ceiling but you get my drift. There I am, cleaning the mess up and I think to myself, girls have it easy since they sit down and pee straight down. Even if they sneeze, it stays well, downward. What's the worst that could happen? The sneeze so hard that they fall off the toilet seat? Hmmm, that would be a pretty funny sight to behold... | | |
| I've decided to update this with a rant, although I have no audience... So I'm sure you've all seen people jogging on the streets and some guys decide to jog shirtless. Now to me, the only reason why guys would jog shirtless is to show off their chisled body, does that sound right? I mean, a 300lb guy wouldn't jog shirtless on the street, I think? And I hope not. Now lets analyze these shirtless guy joggers: they obviously need attention, enjoy it, worked very hard at the gym in order to go shirtless through the street, they want people to look at them while they cross busy intersections, lack attention at home? lack attention at work? no one acknowledges them when they are their normal self? lacking something with their love life? Maybe showing off the new laser hair removal system for their chest, or just plain egomaniacs? I strongly believe the only time guys can jog shirtless is by the beach, because the setting is correct - half clad people on the sand, half clad jogger, get the drift? So for the rest of you guys who aren't jogging on the beach, put a !#$%^^&*^%$ shirt on!! *bitchslap* | | |
| Who likes mind games? A girl you think is interested you, is actually not. But a girl you think has no interest in you, is actually interested. I don't like mind games. Currently playing Banky W. - My regret | | |
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